You can be little and you can be old but that doesnt mean you have to be alittle old lady. Weve all seen her. Shes hunched forward her blue hair istucked neatly... » 

You can be little and you can be old but that doesnt mean you have to be alittle old lady. Weve all seen her. Shes hunched forward her blue hair istucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet shes clutching expired coupons andshes discussing her latest health problems over lunch. Shes a little old lady. . . and shes coming your way at 2 m.p.h. Little old ladies have elasticwaistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands remember 15centMcDonalds hamburgers and have never seen a public rest room that was cleanenough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady is for any woman who is proud tohave escaped little old ladyhood and its the perfect lighthearted gift togive women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies.The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the seniorsyndrome. Say goodbye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots asbeauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book. «