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Man: I'd like to call u. What's ur number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know ur name. Woman: That's in the phone book 2.☎
7 Januari 2011, 15:52:32
Sten Oomen
Sten Oomen
How do u know that the driver driving toward u is a physicist? Red sticker on his bumper saying: If this sticker is blue, u r driving 2 fast
7 Januari 2011, 15:33:00
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Sten Oomen
Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question." Pupil: "How long for the answer sir!"
7 Januari 2011, 15:27:52
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Sten Oomen
A Chemist asks the pharmacist:Do u have acetylsalicylic acid? U mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist.That's it, I can never remember that word
7 Januari 2011, 15:24:33
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Sten Oomen
Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?" Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"
7 Januari 2011, 15:21:12
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Sten Oomen
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing - it just waved!
7 Januari 2011, 15:18:33
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Sten Oomen
Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?" Pupil: "The second one!"
7 Januari 2011, 15:16:42
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Sten Oomen
Did you hear about the woman who finally figured out men? She died laughing before she could tell anybody.
7 Januari 2011, 15:15:42
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Sten Oomen
Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?" Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"
7 Januari 2011, 15:14:10
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Sten Oomen
Son: "Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?" Dad: "No, son, it wouldn't be right." Son: "Well, you could try."
7 Januari 2011, 15:10:53